Florenzia by Bart Wesolek font review: a sensual, elegant display serif in satin
Florenzia is sexy, and I can assure you that this is not a case of The Thirst.
As soon as I laid eyes on this typeface, I went on DepositPhotos and typed “sexy woman” in the search field. And, lo and behold, lots of sexy women came up. Hey, an idea is dawning on me: imagine having a site dedicated only to naked women. Ok, perhaps men, too. And maybe those women and men could be kissing, just to make it more interesting? And, if they are going to go that far anyway, maybe they could also be performing (gasp!) sexual acts that we could record? And maybe we could show ads to people beating their meat to those videos? That sounds like a very profitable business venture.
Back to the font.
Florenzia comes in two styles: regular and italic. They both look fabulous, with their juicy curves and high-contrast strokes… Hmm, strokes. Maybe we could also record people stroking their genitals. You never know what kind of sicko we could convince to watch that shit. And then serve them ads, those goddamn weirdos.
Back to the font.
It’s not very often that a serif will make my head turn, but this one is truly a beauty. Currently, it can be had for just $15 on Creative Market. I would rush and get it if I were you.
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