I just picked up MightyDeals’ new bundle.
My name is Antonis and I done fucked up.
I know. Everything was going so well.
I hadn’t touched a font bundle for two days. So close. And yet so far.
It was probably my last chance to get clean. I had the shakes and the piercing headaches but I was willing to go through them if it meant getting rid of my addiction.
I’m sorry. I’m sorry, mom. I’m sorry, dad. And I’m sorry, everybody at this meeting.
But you gotta understand. You got to.
I know I’ve lied to you. “I hate font bundles. They take up space in my hard drive and I never use most typefaces.” Complete and absolute bullshit. I like the space they take up on my hard drive. I crave the “Hard Disk Almost Out Of Space” warnings they give me. Don’t ask me why.
Even the ultimate classic, the one I used to fool doctors into letting me out of the facility (“I hate bundles, I have duplicate fonts everywhere”) is a crock of shit. I adore duplicates. With every font I accidentally re-purchase I can feel my powers leveling up. Soon I will be invincible.
And you have to understand. You HAVE to understand.
The bundle, in addition to everything else, contains Playlines, a font I’ve favorited on two seperate font stores and a value of $12 over at Creative Market. But, get this, my dealer, Mikey Reals, or whetever the fuck his name is, will sell me an entire bundle containing Playlines for $7. How the hell am I supposed to say ‘no’ to that? How the hell is anyone supposed to say ‘no’ to that?
